Because Security Can Be Hilarious (When It's Not Your Problem)

"I put the server in the cloud... but forgot my umbrella."

"I clicked on a link, and now I'm an NFT" - The new ransomware.

When 2FA is more secure than your relationship.

Zero Trust Architecture: Because even your cat is a potential insider threat.

When the phishing email looks more legitimate than your actual bank statement.

My security budget vs. the actual cost of a breach.
SeriousBS: Keeping it real, even when the threats aren't.